A Digital Music Player Cleaner

I had to come up with another million dollar idea, because our apparel isn't selling as well as I'd hoped.

I'm developing a digital music player cleaner. This marvel of digital technology is a specially engineered digital music file that digitally cleans your digital music players circuits just by being digitally played. It's as digital as that.

I'm manufacturing the file in various formats, sold separately of course, so that all of your digital music player's audio circuits can be cleaned. If you're thrifty, you can just buy one file format; for example mp3 or perhaps aac. But if you'd like to give your digital music player a thorough cleaning, you can buy a full version which contains all of the most popular audio formats: mpeg, mp2, mp3, mp4, mp5 (when released), aac, flac, wav, wmv, au, avi, cat5, cat5e, cat6, html, vrml, and more.

The cleaner file, which sounds like white noise, is specially engineered to exercise all of the capabilities of the music file format. The full bit rate spectrum is covered: from 1 bps all the way up to 1000 bps. Both channels are cleaned independently of course.

The cleaner files are compatible with all of the most popular digital music players: Winamp, iTunes, Windows Media Player, MusicMatch, xmms, mplayer, xine, gxine, and vim. And I didn't forget portable digital audio: iPod, iShuffle, and ... are there any others?

In the future I'm planning on providing a subscription service for my premium customers. These lucky customers will receive updates for the latest file formats, digital audio players, and portable digital audio players. Including updates for every patch release of iTunes and Windows Media Player. They'll also be able to schedule their cleaning service for automatic cleaning.

Stop back soon for more details on this amazing new technology.

Patent pending.