Is Your Son The Anti-Christ

I went to see The Omen with Deppen the other night.

It was very educational.

Here are 6 (Get it --- 6?) signs that your child may be the son of devil:

1. He never smiles, unless someone is dying.


2. His classmates are afraid of him.


3. The animals go crazy when he visits the zoo.


4. He never gets sick.


5. He refuses to go into a church. When you force the issue, he goes into convulsions.


6. When his mother is about to fall to her death, he doesn't help or get upset.

It's best if you ignore these signs until it's too late.

Seriously, the movie was laughable. While Deppen was in the fetal position rocking back and forth, I was struggling to regain my composure.