It's only been two days since I left CBC, and it appears that I've already been martyred.
I get 70 virgins right? Can I request a body type? I don't want any of mine to have a BMI greater than 19. Oh and A-cups please, although if you want to sprinkle in few B and C cups I won't argue.
Knowing my luck, they'll get on the same cycle.
What happens when they're no longer virgins? Do I get a new batch? Or do I have to be martyred again?
