I get 70 virgins right? Can I request a body type? I don't want any of mine to have a BMI greater than 19. Oh and A-cups please, although if you want to sprinkle in few B and C cups I won't argue.
Knowing my luck, they'll get on the same cycle.
What happens when they're no longer virgins? Do I get a new batch? Or do I have to be martyred again?
Um, hi, honey. I'm not sure if you were aware, but I read your fucking blog.
ReplyDeleteI believe it's 72 virgins, but I'm sure after about 15 or so, you're going to want some women with a little more experience.
ReplyDeleteP.S. For the record, I would want all of my virgins to look just like my wife.