2005-07-26

New Job: 2.2

I played the Destroy All Humans game for the PS2 game last night. It's interesting and kind of funny. You play the role of the alien and it your job to ... err ... destroy all the humans. To progress through the game there are various missions that must be completed. There is also a GTA feel. You can roam around instead of completing the current mission. If you are a distracted kind of person this...Hey let's ride bikes. If you want, you can just run around jukin' people in various ways. There are two weapons so far: The zap-o-matic, and the Anal Probe. I was immediately drawn to the Anal Probe...OK it's the only weapon that I used. Needless to say, I never completed a mission. I just went around...probing people. The Anal Probe is extremely powerful when used properly. I had to some trouble at first. I guess I didn't know where to stick it. It was the first time that I used a weapon like this...I swear! After I got the hang of it, I was probing people so hard that heads exploded. So, I just did that for an hour instead of completing the mission.

I bought myself some candy at Giant the other day. Six candy bars for 2 dollars. God! I can't imagine what it must be like to pay 50 cent for one candy bar!

Forget about ping pong ball cannons, check this out. Oh yeah, that's laser sight on there.

Apple came out with their new iBooks today. I think we are buying one tonight.

So, it's a 'no' on the LAN party? I didn't get any responses. I guess you guys are just afraid...

15 comments:

  1. Mr. Mann, we have been looking for you. We have a report that you "jingled the jar," rather than deposit the correct amount of change in the automated checkout lane at Giant Foods in MECHANICSBURG.

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  2. See the man, running naked through the streets of Paxton yelling "MECHANCISBURG!"

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  3. An all this time it really wuz lil green men probin me. I knew they wuz real.

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  4. for your own personal safety, mr. mann, do not ride the tube

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  5. JC is this you?? I just found out that I'm pregnant.

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  6. Is she hot too?

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  7. All this talking and nothing being said about the LAN party...

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  8. I'm in. There. I did it. I committed.

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  9. What's happening here? Are you running out of steam?

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  10. Robert Claus wrote @ 4:22pm:

    it's raining out

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  11. deppen committed to something?

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  12. Week 2, Day 3.

    Charlie is now touching my mouse. We are "extreme programming" as he help me through the windows OS.

    Rainy days like this really bring me down. I'm going to myself a makeover and go Goth.

    Here's to absinthe.

    Ravenlegs
    aka, the blogger formerly known as sparrowlegs

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  13. it was like, 120 degrees in williamsburg today but it's really cool here in the hotel lobby. Ok, gotta go. time to eat pizza.

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  14. I just bought a cup of coffee from Cleatus with a five. I now have 3 pounds of change jingling in my pocket.

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