I had an awkward moment yesterday when someone used the word "Mechanicsburg" in a conversation that I was not a part of. I, of course, uncontrollably said "huh!?". They paused their conversation and looked at me, but I solved by problem by never looking away from computer screen, which was smudged with fingerprints. I still got it...
These guys like to play darts (well isn't that a lightning rod).
n : a game in which darts are thrown at a dartboard
It's pretty interesting, they have various types of games that...hey look the grass is growing.
My personal space senses (or my Spidy-Senses as I like to call them) are now set to defcon 1. Charles did the Gettle Chair Hump yesterday. Instead of saying anything, I just bit my lip until it bled. God I'm good. I'm just waiting for him to compulsively jingle six dollars of pocket change.
My son has his last (I'm hoping) Little League All-Star game tonight. Maybe it will be as interesting as the Tuesday night game. After the game had ended (I think that we won), the police were called in to break up a fight between the Shippensburg coaching staff and the umpires.
Friday is "Dress Down Day". I'm so excited that I think I'll play a game of darts.
Need greener grass?
ReplyDeleteWas the baseball brawl triggered by any touching-related events? Learn any lessons from that experience?
ReplyDeleteI suprised you didn't give Charles a wet willie. I guess your saving that for the second week.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time for Charles to meet Mr. Ping Pong Cannon.
ReplyDeleteso who won the brawl?
ReplyDeleteThe police? The Shippensburg coaches left shortly after the police arrived. The umpires didn't really care that the coaches were upset. I guess they think that they are unbreakable because they have all that gear on.
ReplyDeleteThrow darts at Charles.
ReplyDeletedear sparrow,
ReplyDeletecan you give me the number of dgs. I need to hire a hit man capable of getting thru all that gear.
True Story...
ReplyDeleteI had a dream last night that I was an unwitting passenger on a speedboat driven by sparrowlegs. Sparrowlegs proceeded to jump the boat out of the water and drive it across grass and concrete at top speed (because you can do that stuff in dreams).
During this high-speed ride over surfaces that boats shouldn't use, I was forced to hang on for dear life to a flimsy, crome-colored peice of plastic railing.
My emotional scarring is pretty deep, huh?
Throw darts at Charles while smoking that greener grass.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry about the boat incident. Will you drop it!? I'm not going to apologize any more. I thought I could make it to the next crest, but Jimbo's boat didn't have enough power. And that's that.
ReplyDeleteThe day may come when you need a friend to do you a favor with regard to this Charles guy.
ReplyDeleteMight I be so bold as to suggest the "It's all fun and games until somebody loses their wiener T-shirt" for dress down day?
ReplyDeletecr6971 has been assigned to you ... "Please fix bugs in Lorax, Gift card POS services, the adapter framework, and the build process. Also, there are some issues with world hunger, Iraq and the ozone layer"
ReplyDeleteWhat about the crack in Bob's ass?
ReplyDeletedid someone say crack?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry...I'm not gonna do...what you all think I'm going to do...and FLIP OUT man. All I want to know is, whos coming with me?
ReplyDeleteOK..plan B....Throw darts at Charles while smoking that crack.
ReplyDeleteSo what are you wearing for dress down day?
ReplyDeleteToday the JC is sporting a tight-fitting all-weather white cotton T with chiffon collar treatments, paired with a taupe linen pant.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Charles wearing?
ReplyDeleteso who won the dart game?
ReplyDeleteWhen can we expect "day 5"?
ReplyDeleteYeah. It's five o'clock somewhere.
ReplyDeletewhere's the daily humorous anecdote? I want my daily...wait ... toooooot! never mind.. time to go home.
ReplyDeleteHit Charles with one of these:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/07/21/riot.ray.gun.reut/index.html
All right, all right. The URL wasn't preserved. Try clicking on my name...
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