Dear JC Mann:Thanks again for placing your order with xxxxx.
We've sent this email to confirm shipment on the items listed below for order number xxxxx. With most packages, you can track the progress enroute based on your Tracking Number(s):
91010787376730088xxxxx
If the tracking number above appears in one of the United Parcel Service (UPS) formats, click this link and paste in your tracking number: http://wwwapps.ups.com/etracking/tracking.cgi
UPS formats are: 1Z### ### ## #### ### # or T### #### ###
If your tracking number appears in the FedEx format, click this link and paste in your tracking number:http://www.fedex.com The FedEx format is 12 numerals in a row, with no separators. Be sure to delete the leading zeros when entering your number
on the FedEx website!
Tracking information will not be posted to UPS or FedEx tracking systems for approximately 24 hours.
If the number above begins in 9, your package was sent via the United States Postal Service. If no number appears, your order was shipped USPS First Class Mail. Currently, USPS does not offer a package tracking system.
You gotta be kidding me. You don't know what shipping company you used? You can't write just a little bit of code to evaluate the tracking number and supply me the appropriate link to track my package?
unrelated, but maybe some really cool free software will cheer you up..
ReplyDeletewww.blender3d.org
a little difficult to learn but lotsa fun.
Yeah I use it already. I have a couple books about it. You might want to talk to Navin. They have a really cool gaming engine.
ReplyDeleteI"m trying to model my kids heads right now. That would be hilarious making a game out of that:
ReplyDeleteif (jacob within 3 feet of aaron)
if (!adults in same room)
aaron.punch(jacob)
etc, etc
ha!
ReplyDeleteBack to the original post:
ReplyDeleteI would be suspicious of ANY company that uses all "X"s for an order number! That should have been your first clue that they are a suspect organization.
I agree with Joe. Whoever heard of a company called "xxxxx"?! I just googled that name and I can't find a hit anywhere - let alone a company website. If I had the time, I'd pontificate, er, share my ideas on how to avoid being scamed. But I don't have the time, I've gotta go and sand off the wart on my big toe.
ReplyDeleteWorst Post Ever.
ReplyDeleteNo humor, just bitching.
Please return to what you are good at, the foibles of a middle age guy flirting with jailbait.
I googled xxxxxx and got lots of hits and now my groin is all tingly.
ReplyDeleteDear John XXXXX,
ReplyDeleteYour package has been sent. Please refer to our webpage for frequent XXXXX updates...
Company XXXX ? You are ordering porn again, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteHe loves my movies.
ReplyDeleteHe knows "The Pacifier" rox