What do I have to do?

Sherry was mad at me again. I think I might have won an argument or something.

Sherry: What do I have to do to make you want to leave me?
me: Well I...
Sherry: ...Because whatever it is, I'll do it.
me (in my head): This is your chance! You can get something good out ...
me: OK, use "Pap Smear" in every sentence.
me (in my head): nice.

She lasted three sentences.