It was a typical horror/thriller with lots of unlikable characters serving as fodder for the villain/snakes. The only fun I had was trying to predict who was going to die and in what order.
The couple that couldn't keep their hands off of each other died predictably in the bathroom doin' the mile-high thing. The girl got hers on her incredibly large breast. Gross. Breasts should never be that large.
The Paris Hilton character with her pampered pooch-in-a-purse -- I think Sweet Tea said, "I'll enjoy watching the dog die. I'll also enjoy not blogging about this movie."
"He's the toughest guy you'll ever meet," said Mr. Jackson's character, talking about his FBI partner -- He dies. The twist? He has a debilitating fear of snakes. Shocking.
The best kill for me was when the 300-pound python devours a full-grown man. This person was the prick that pitched Paris's pooch at the preying python presumably to protect himself...which didn't work... Yes, a 30 foot long snake was smuggled onto a plane. No problems there.
The movie has a future on TV. I'm sure it will air on a three-day holiday weekend as part of a Terror in the Skies movie marathon. The only thing the TV audience will miss watching the censored version, and perhaps the only reason to see the movie, is the scene in which the chick gets bit on the breast, and the other part when Samuel L. Jackson utters the catch phrase that will not die:
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
"prick that pitched Paris' pooch at the preying python presumably to protect..."
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