| 8PM | 9PM | 10PM | |
| Sun | Amazing Race (C) Simpsons (F) | Family Guy (F) | Brothers & Sisters (A) |
| Mon | Prison Break (F) | Heroes (N) Runway (CW) | Brian (A) Studio 60 (N) |
| Tues | Fri Night Lights (N) Gilmore (CW) | Knights (A) | |
| Wed | Jericho (C) | Lost (A) | The Nine (A) Kidnapped (N) |
| Thurs | Ugly Betty (A) Earl/Office (N) Survivor (C) | Grey's (A) | Six Degrees (A) ER (N) |
You're welcome!
See Sherry? Why are you still using paper? You can even add links to the various shows. Here is my schedule for the upcoming TV season:
| 8PM | 9PM | 10PM | |
| Sun | Simpsons (F) | Family Guy (F) | Quake |
| Mon | Quake | Heroes (N) | Girls Gone Wild |
| Tues | binge/purge | teen porn | |
| Wed | asian porn | Lost (A) | play with air compressor |
| Thurs | Earl/Office (N) | burn stuff | Quake |
I noticed you have an opening in your schedule Tuesday nights at 10PM. I left that time open as well. Wink wink. Nudge Nudge.
Approximate time Sherry spends watching television each week: 8 hours.
ReplyDeleteApproximate time it took Sherry to hand write her chart: 12 minutes.
Approximate time it took JC to create a table of the same handwritten chart: 7 hours and 9 minutes
Not realizing he created the table during the "opening" on the Tuesday night schedule at which time he could have had SEX WITH HIS WIFE (wink wink nudge nudge): priceless.
(This is a reference to a popular television commericial. You probably don't get it since you're above all that...)
p.s. Oh, Honey, Don't forget Project Runway is on tonight. I know how disappointed you were last week when Kayne didn't win since you were so (what did you say?) "fond of the way his dress draped and the off-set corset." See you at 10PM in front of the fucking television.
I may not be the smartest guy, but even I know that blogging about your wife is a dumb idea.
ReplyDeleteOh and football is considered "good" content.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't bother me (much) if the offended football players withhold sex.
ReplyDeleteWhat you do on your own time is your own business.
ReplyDeleteI like how you scheduled "teen porn" right before the "opening."
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