A Beautiful Spring Lunch

It was beautiful spring day. I thought I'd eat outside during my lunch break. After all, the building that houses my office provides a wonderful outside dining area. It's a brick patio with picnic tables, shade trees, and, oh right, smoke. Tons of secondhand smoke.

This is just in from the Department of This is Completely Logical so Shut Up: The entire and only outside dining area is a designated smoking area.

Great I'll enjoy my turkey-on-wheat sandwich with a side of hydrogen cyanide please. And maybe some heart disease.

<TheFamilyGuy>

It was worse than that time Rob Schneider was the host at Red Robin.
me:	“Yeah, ah, party of five. Non-smoking.”
Rob:	“OK. Name?”
me:	“Mann. How long is the...”
Rob:	“Mr. Mann! The Mannerator.”
me:	“Right. How long...”
Rob:	“Man-o-lan-a-ding-dong!”
me:	“...is the wait?”
Rob:	“The Sandman. Wants to know how long the wait is. Can't hold up the Mann family.”
me:	“Alright kids, we're goin' to McDonalds.”
Rob:	“Micky-Dees! The Manolition-Mann. Takin' the kids to McDonalds.”

</TheFamilyGuy>