The Fast and the Curious

My oldest son and I went to a car show this weekend. The "Custom Import Tuner Show." This car show is very popular with the younger crowd (I think the average age was 18 or 19). I guess that's why my son was so interested in going. I was hoping to see some fast and furious "race babes", like Suki (yup she's the one in the photo). No luck. Nobody even came close to lookin' like her. Maybe the movie industry unrealistically portrays women.

I was surprised to see a high concentration of disabled guys. I'm not sure why.

I saw a Nissan Skyline for the first (and probably only) time in my life. The Skyline is only available in Japan.

They had a bikini contest. It was too crowded to get close enough to see...or drool. After they (I'm not sure if there were official judges) had chosen the winner, the crowd started chanting "Show your tits. Show your tits." Judging by the crowd's reaction, I don't think any tits were shown...or maybe it was sour grapes.

Just after the bikini competition, they had a burnout competition. Nothing that interesting. Lots of tire smoke. One of the cars had an engine fire. For this event the crowd was even worse, so I wasn't able see any of the action. I held my son up above my head a few times to give him a peek. He didn't seem that impressed.

While the crowd was waiting for the various events to begin, the social order started to break down. A girl in the grandstands would stand up, and the guys would start shouting. They would ready their cameras, camera-phones, or camcorders with one hand and twirl their Mardi Gras beads with their other hand. The shouting would get louder and louder and finally erupt (climax) when the girl flashed her breasts. Then, she would get showered with beads.

Good family fun.