2006-05-04

You Write The Headline

"Man gives up masturbation for one year. Testicle explodes, killing four people."

"Man attempts to smuggle 147lbs of cocaine in right testicle."

"Man regrets decision to ignore his inguinal hernia."

Anyone? Help me out here.
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/04/2006 9:23 AM

    "Image posted on Sparrow Nest Blog, people disgusted."

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  2. Anonymous5/04/2006 9:55 AM

    "Newly discovered photo depicting the birth of future talk show host, Star Jones"

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  3. Anonymous5/04/2006 10:23 AM

    "Rob"

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  4. Anonymous5/04/2006 10:51 AM

    sweettea said: "Rob"

    ROFL

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  5. Anonymous5/04/2006 4:07 PM

    Winner: sweettea

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  6. Anonymous5/04/2006 4:52 PM

    Future Headline: Man smothers small-time blogger with testicle after vicious teasing.

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  7. Anonymous5/05/2006 7:03 AM

    I have a comment about office floorspace layouts stuck in my filter.

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  8. Anonymous5/05/2006 7:04 AM

    Oh, is that what's sticking out of that guy's pants? Office floorspace?

    Now I get it. Thanks, skinny.

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  9. Anonymous5/15/2006 7:15 AM

    "Subway cancels Jared's contract."

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  10. Anonymous3/29/2007 10:02 PM

    Man Ejaculates, Drowns Wife and Kids, Impregnates Neighbor

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  11. Anonymous8/19/2007 11:58 PM

    "the creampuffs go straight to my balls!" he claims.

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  12. Anonymous1/09/2008 12:03 AM

    scared American soldier!!!

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