- no eye contact required
- no speaking required
- cool touch-screen computer used to place order
- no order ambiguity
- chicks stare in amazement as you quickly navigate the order interface
It appears Red Robin has been working to remove the human component from their dining experience as well. Sweet Tea just told me about Red Robin's Burger Customizer. It's much like MTO, only flashier. You use the power of the interweb to customize your burger while sitting in the privacy of your own home naked from the waist down. When you're finished, you can printed it out and hand it to a server (a person, not a computer) at Red Robin.
I can't wait to try it. I bet I can complete an entire Red Robin dining transaction without uttering a single word to the help.
Technology Rules!
Honey, I set up an automated food ordering system at home, complete with touch screen, since apparently that gets you hot. You'll no longer have to speak to me when you're at home --- at least when it comes to food. You still have to ask for "other" things. Otherwise I can have you arrested.
ReplyDeleteHappy?
meatloaf
ReplyDeleteoven-baked chicken
fried catfish
chili
--> meatloaf
mashed potatoes
french fries
rice
--> mashed potatoes
green beans
stewed tomatoes
corn
--> corn
sex
blow job
heavy petting
pillow talk
--> blow job
check out
select another item
cancel
--> check out
amount due: half of your net worth
--> cancel
You want meatloaf and a blow job and you think half your net worth is enough to pay for these demands?
ReplyDeleteThink again, little buddy.
I'll update the pricing database.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are unreal.
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