2006-04-19

Religion and Weather Forecasting

This just in: Scientists are now using religion to forecast severe weather patterns.


This site has proven to be extremely valuable to the weather forecasting community.


Christians are best for predicting the location of tornadoes and while Baptists are use to predict the location of hurricanes.


With the use of this site and a little prayer, maybe they'll be able to achieve a success rate of 20% or more.


Godspeed.

6 comments:

  1. There should be a cross-referenced study on the religion practiced by those who live in both the tornado belt and hurricane alley. Then a cross-reference study on general intelligence.

    I'm just sayin'.

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  2. What the hell are you implying?

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  3. Read between the hurricanes.

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  4. OK...I still got nothin'.

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  5. Wow. That's interesting. There is such a high correlation betwixt Baptists and stupid.

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