The Smell of Love

They've done it! Researchers have isolated the chemical compounds that turn women on. It a pretty long and detail article, so allow me to summarize.

Scientists have determined that by combining the three key fragrances they are able create the ultimate "Spanish Fly". Here they are:

• Argulosathane¹


• The smell of money


• New-car smell

I'm signing my wife up to be in the clinical trials.

¹Argulosathane is the substance the male body secretes at the moment it loses an argument with a female. This substance is particularly potent when the male party bases his argument strictly on logic and reality, but the female party wins using vague emotions and flawed logic.

Update 4.26.2006

There has been some confusion about this post. Some people aren't sure which part of it is a joke.

The article is true. Scientists have created synthetic chemical called PT-141. Impossible as this may seem, PT-141 makes women horny. The article is long and boring for most people, but I enjoyed reading it. A five page article about sex and science? Are you kidding me? I was sportin' a chubby the whole time. The stuff about the three key fragrances was a joke.

Argulosathane --> not real
PT-141 --> real